The Dark Backward
Oh my God, this movie is so bad! I've watched a lot of bad movies in my day. Way more than I can count. This is fetid. This film doesn't even deserve to be considered bad. It's an affront to really bad movies like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes," "TerrorVision" and "Tromaville." This retched piece of crap is so horrid they couldn't even give it the MST3K treatment.
We're talking Jossie and the Pussycats horrid, folks.
But I can at least point out this zinger: Waitress: "Marty, I can't love a man with three hands!"
Oh, but Marty can love himself in sorts of new ways now with that extra appendage...
The only good thing about this movie? It's better than Gigli. Just barely, though.