November 2005 - Posts

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On this day in 2001, scientists in a Boston research clinic announced the first successful cloning of a human embryo.

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gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

hi there I have some questions

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Hello once again, gux [Gustavo Larriera].

 

Type "?" to see everything I can do.

gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

can we chat?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Alright...

 

What would you like to chat about?

gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

I am interested in SQL Server 2005

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

I'm afraid I won't be able to find anything about this in the encyclopedia.

 

What is the country with the largest area?  If you don't know, just ask me.

gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

I am not interested in geography. All I want to know is about SQL Server 2005 database query notifications.

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Unfortunately I don't think I can answer this, even with the help of a good encyclopedia.

 

If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that.

gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

do you mean I need a big encyclopedia to learn about SQL server 2005? jesus

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic =>

 

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You should accept my invitation!   I won't be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise.

 

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gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

let's continue talking

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Yes, sure...

 

I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is?  Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.

gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

Uzbekistan, yes I watch CNN

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gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

I am a database user

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

OK, whatever.

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things.

If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that.

gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

But I am trying to learn new things!

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

You're trying learn new things?

gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

yes, sql server 2005 is a new thing, right?

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gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

I guess you do do not know about databases.

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Know about databases? You don't think I know about databases?

gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

Do you know about databases?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Here is the definition for Database: Database, any collection of data organized for storage in a computer memory and designed for easy access by authorized users. The data may be in the....

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gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

brilliant, so do you know about sql server ?

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gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

well, I won't insist on that, I'll buy a good book

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gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

I mean a sql server 2005 book, a good one.

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gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

nevermind

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

K, no prob.

gux [Gustavo Larriera] says:

goodbye

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Later, gux [Gustavo Larriera].

 

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Language: Spanish

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The Feature Pack is a collection of standalone install packages that provide additional value for SQL Server 2005. It includes: Latest versions of redistributable components for SQL Server 2005, Latest versions of add-on providers for SQL Server 2005 , Latest versions of backward compatibility components for SQL Server 2005.

Download it from here.

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November 7, 09:00 am Pacific Time;
5:00 pm GMT (London; Dublin);
6:00 pm CET (Paris, Amsterdam, Rome, Madrid)

Watch Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer introduce SQL Server 2005, Visual Studio 2005 and BizTalk Server 2006 in the worldwide launch event in San Francisco.

http://www.microsoft.com/emea/steveballmerlive/

 

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